Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.
I love when people come up to me and tell me that they watch it. And ask like, 'Do you think Ellen and Patrick are going to get back together I love that because we're working hard and it's great to know that that work is being appreciated.
It's more fun to think that there are other worlds.
I prefer a kiss that is so much more than just a tongue in your mouth.
A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.
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