Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
Almost every week, someone's mad at me.
That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
There's an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they're mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they've built to look like a temple. It's just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives.
It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.
I'm feeling fine. I have my medication, and my energy's good. I only get unusual ailments.
I have like fifteen televisions in my house.
What I said about Pistons fans during halftime was a joke, nothing more. If I offended anyone, I'm sorry. Clearly, over the past 10 years, we in L.A. have taken a commanding lead in post-game riots. If the Lakers win, I plan to overturn my own car.
Adam doesn't need a partner, ... The guy is just funny. He has a strong opinion on almost every topic. You can ask him about Sea-Monkeys or shoelaces and he has a strong opinion. And when he gets going, you're just a bystander.
I'm a creative consultant, whatever that means.
Don't be fooled by the dumb blonde routine. This woman is as smart as a rock.
I don't know if we can call ourselves everyday Joes. I think Supermen is more appropriate. We're just trying to take back the medium we invented
I only get unusual ailments.
Oh, great, ... Three people beating me up. Maybe it isn't such a great idea.
I'm a terrible golfer.
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