No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
No one ever expects a great lay to pay all the bills.
When you lie down with dogs, you get up with fleas.
Underwear makes me uncomfortable and besides my parts have to breathe.
Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable.
One day when he was eating a cookie he offered me a bite. Don't underestimate that. The poor guy's so frightened of germs, it could darn near have been a proposal.
HARLOW I was reading a book the other day . . . the guy said machinery is going to take the place of every profession. DRESSLER Oh, my dear, that's something you'll never have to worry about.
This place certainly reeks of hospitality and good cheer, or maybe it's this cheese.
I'm going to be a lady if it kills me.
I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.
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