Howard Stern Quotes (61 Quotes)

Yeah, OK, Michael, ... That's why I've received the largest fines in history.

I miss them. There's no time to get something to eat or (go to the bathroom).

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.

That yenta Barbara Walters, she's nine-million years old.

This will be dominant form of media because there is no government regulation. It's the death of the FCC. They have ruined commercial broadcasting -- down with the FCC

long-term growth prospects (for radio) are only weakened further.

I can't even tell you what's going on. I learned about this last night,

I have a personal rule that I'm not going to curse.

Let's face it. You got to the head of the FCC, you got to the front of the class the way George W. Bush got out of the draft -- and it's completely fair for me to question,

I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.

'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.

I actually wish Rosie a lot of luck.

I think people of lesser talent will become stars.

It has been my dream to have the top-rated show in radio since I was five years old. SIRIUS - the future of radio - will take this dream to a whole new level as I bring my fans my show my way. It will be the best radio they will ever hear.

I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.

I was just at my psychiatrist and I said, 'I just got great news We hit the 4 million mark. And I'm angry. It should be 20 million.

I don't think they expected me to talk about it. Obviously not - why are they sending me a letter to say shut the f--- up

I don't take this personally, ... I don't think that you personally hate me. I think what you've been doing is dangerous to free speech. I don't think just against me, I think things have gotten way out of control.

Earlier, he had wondered if he should even talk about the controversy. I could blow my stack, but ... , ... A caller used the N word, and I hung up on him.

I never went into radio for money. I always figured if I could make 250 a week, I'd be happy in radio.

There will be capital investment upfront for technology, but the ongoing cost of procurement will drop precipitously to benefit taxpayers and government,

Janet Jackson's breast has gotten me into a whole bunch of trouble.

I don't talk about my salary.

We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel.

CBS, in their infinite wisdom, has put me back on the front page of the news. It was a brilliant move on their part. Everyone had just about forgotten about me, and now here I am back again.

I will never feel successful.

They've come up with some sort of fine or something, or some sort of Notice of Apparent Liability, they're after me again, ... I don't care how many times, as long as they don't come after me personally.

I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.

When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.

My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.

I think I'm probably a little too desperate to be successful.

Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low.

I seem to be some sort of lightning rod. I just really irritate people, you know? I really do.

I feel like a winner. Not only am I doing what I want and making more money, I can attract an audience.

It seems like they are trying to put his voice all the way in the back in the mix.

I'm offended. I really do think this is a personal vendetta. Les has had it in for me for a long time. I don't deserve it.

I'm on the air five hours, and I blurt out anything in my head. Dangerous? Maybe.

I thought Clear Channel and companies like that were going to fight the FCC. I kept hanging around. And they never fought back. ... They are cowards. They bow, and they deserve to be destroyed.

Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.

It has been one big nightmare the last couple of years. I lost my joy for radio.

Because of you, I had clout. Because you gave me the ratings, I was able to go into every general manager's office and tell him to F off. It was a great run. We broke every rule known to radio and mankind.

I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock.

Regardless of how much money I make, this product costs a lot of money to put on. I don't think it's asking too much to ask people to pay 43 cents a day

Okay, well, I guess I'm still a kid. Because when I get really angry and fired up and I feel like my back is up against the wall, I will say vicious things.

It's no treat being in bed with me.

It's time to go, ... I believe more in satellite than I do in radio.

I can guarantee you that more people are going to be focused on what she wore rather than the scope of the hearing. She's aware of that, and that's why she doesn't want to create a spectacle.

I'm not looking to get out of my contract. I want to finish my year here.

Saturday Night Live' has ceased to be funny. And for a long time... I've heard a lot of people say this... it's not just me...but that 'Saturday Night Live' is not sort of happening and maybe it's time for an alternative,

You haven't come with me yet How dare you We're up to wild, crazy stuff the show has never sounded better.