A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
The only thing wrong with immortality is that it tends to go on forever.
A bridge is only a bridge, a highway in the sky. The ferryboats were close to the foaming heart of the matter something to love.
Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.
One day if I do go to heaven... I'll look around and say, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'
Cogito ergo spud. I think, therefore I yam.
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
Are tectonic plates dishwasher-safe.
I tend to live in the past because most of my life is there.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories