I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
I chased a woman for almost two years only to discover her tastes were exactly like mine - we were both crazy about girls.
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
A man's only as old as the woman he feels.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Women should be obscene and not heard.
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound of sachet powder, an evil-smelling lip rouge, a peculiar-smelling hair ointment and a half-dozen varieties of body oils, and then have the effrontery to complain of the aroma of a fine dollar cigar.
A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke.
Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
If income tax is the price you have to pay to keep the government on its feet, alimony is the price we have to pay for sweeping a woman off hers.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories