A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.
For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat - which is a great deal more than he's had on it.
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running.
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