I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.
I have never been drunk, but I've often been overserved.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.
My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.
Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?
College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.
If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.
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