Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.
Bores put you in a mental cemetery while you are still walking.
Giving parties is a trivial avocation, but it pays the dues for my union card in humanity.
Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores.
A bore is a vacuum cleaner of society, sucking up everything and giving nothing. Bores are always eager to be seen talking to you.
I don't hate anyone. I dislike. But my dislike is the equivalent of anyone else's hate.
I make enemies deliberately. They are the sauce piquante to my dish of life.
The secret of my success is that no woman has ever been jealous of me.
Serve the dinner backward, do anything - but for goodness sake, do something weird.
Existence is a party. You join after its started and you leave before its finished.
Someone said that life is a party. You join in after it's started and leave before it's finished.
Laugh at yourself first, before anybody else can.
Seeing unhappiness in the marriage of friends, I was content to have chosen music and laughter as a substitute for a husband.
The cocktail party is easily the worst invention since castor oil.
© 2020 Inspirational Stories
© 2020 Inspirational Stories