Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run for governor since Janet Reno. (David Letterman)
Coming back through the airport, he did not have to spend much time going through the metal detector. (David Letterman)
What a big night that is going to be not only for us, not only for Oprah, but for Broadway, ... You have the big Color Purple' Broadway opening, and then right across the street here in this theater, you have Oprah appearing here. I mean, that's what Broadway is all about it's a street of dreams. (David Letterman)
Then you get to go out to the Speedway, and there's just this excitement and this drama, and the place is sacred. The greats of the sport have competed here and given their lives here. (David Letterman)
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their name to the Democratic Guard. (David Letterman)
The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vice President Dick Cheney. They'll begin that investigation as soon as Congress finishes investigating the Security and Exchanges Commission. (David Letterman)
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has sent a letter of apology to the Chinese. And, he's also given them a gift certificate for future nuclear secrets. (David Letterman)
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this guy has gotten laid in the private sector. (David Letterman)
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host. (David Letterman)
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is ours, and the bad news is Iraq is ours. (David Letterman)
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At least that's what everybody thinks he said. (David Letterman)
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall from the trees. (David Letterman)
I guess we're all excited that President Bush announced his nomination to the Supreme Court - John Roberts. Bush searched far and wide before he made the risky choice of a white guy in his 50s, (David Letterman)
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they may have a nuclear bomb. Now the good news is that they have to drop it with a camel. (David Letterman)
Based on what you know about him in history books, what do you think Abraham Lincoln would be doing if he were alive today 1. Writing his memoirs of the Civil War. 2. Advising the President. 3. Desperately clawing at the inside of his coffin. (David Letterman)