David Cross Quotes (35 Quotes)

I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.

I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry.

There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I've got a lot of friends there and there is stuff to do but as much as I dislike LA I really like living and working in New York City.

Danville, VA - Danville's third baseman Eric Campbell had a year for the record books. Campbell (a second round draft pick in 2004) broke several team and league records, and now has another title to add to his hardware. His homerun total (18) for the 2005 was the highest of any player in Short-A or Rookie Classifications. This is a great accomplishment when one realizes that there are 61 teams between the two classes, ... He had one heck of a year, as did the team. We look forward to watching his progress up through the system.

I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate.

I don't think HBO would want to do anything in conjunction with Sub Pop but I never asked either.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about.

We mostly get together and have fun. It's a great place to play music with a small group of nice people.

I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.

I also try to think of ways to articulate the joke more economically.

I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end.

As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy.

If the owner hadn't come and seen the smoke, by time this place opened tonight it would have been rolling.

The best thing about me is there are no skeletons.

Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat.

It's not an issue per say, but I would urge people to help create an atmosphere where they don't see this complete ideological divide.

My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.

Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.

I just recorded another CD for Sub Pop.

I love Tinkle, it's really the most fun I've had in years.

It's just an easy catchall to describe a style because there are a lot of alternative comics who are completely different from each other.

Sketches have characters, exits, entrances and are vastly different.

The second piece of news is something that I would imagine most people have heard about by now. Arrested Development got picked up for a third season.

Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.

In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around.

It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny.

We are just pleased to help out, ... We want to help people that may be evacuating the Gulf Coast area to have some normalcy and take their minds off Hurricane Katrina for a couple of hours.

There are a lot of reasons for that. For one, we have good light here.

Then I will tape the sets and even though I'm not very successful sometimes I will try to cut out the fat and put the jokes closer together.

I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.