I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
I know all about cheating. I've had six very successful marriages.
It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric.
I'm a legend in this sport. If you don't believe me, ask me.
There's the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job.
Are there any swamps in Oklahoma? Yes, there is. It's called Tulsa.
You can win, it'll just cost you some money.
A friend in need is a pest.
There's nothing better than a good, blind referee.
There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western.
Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?
The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.
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