Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
People who have never bought guns before are buying them now,
Marijuana is like Coors beer. If you could buy the damn stuff at a Georgia filling station, you'd decide you wouldn't want it.
My mother went into the Peace Corps when she was sixty-eight. My one sister is a motorcycle freak, my other sister is a Holy Roller evangelist and my brother is running for president. I'm the only sane one in the family.
I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
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