The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Do unto others, then run.
We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year's Eve.
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