April Winchell Quotes (20 Quotes)


    I remember lying down for a nap one day at about 4:00 and walking up at 11:00 the next morning.

    I know you aren't supposed to speak ill of the dead.

    Orphans, dead parents, lonely children at Christmas, morose spoken word recordings, everything you love about the holidays. Move the turkey over so you can fit your head in the oven.

    I can wholeheartedly apologize for not being at all sorry. And it really is the least I can do.

    Like every aspect of cancer I've weathered thus far, today's experience was not at all demoralizing, expensive or humiliating. No, it was just plain fun.


    Let's stop playing with ourselves and get on with the entertainment, shall we?

    My bedspread isn't washable. Since my bedding has to be washed every day, I'll have to throw it out.

    Personally, I think tying garbage bags around your head and hands is overkill.


    I always like to get local music when I'm in another country.

    I had glow in the dark bands made up and I've given away a ton of them.

    The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.

    I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights.

    I'd like to run for office someday, but I'm afraid my ability to spell might give me an unfair advantage.

    I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That's all any of us can hope for.

    I've been pretty sick for quite a while. Between the hideous diet, the radiation and the effects of being off my medication, I've been in a bad way.

    I am severely distracted these days. It's hard to sit in front of the computer, uploading bad music for hours, when you have a wonderful boyfriend who treats you like a Goddess.

    There's no point in waiting. You just don't know how much time you have or what fate is going to hand you. So say it now, buy it now, go there now.

    Usually, jet lag is not this big of an issue for me. I'm not sure why I'm so disoriented this time. It could be due to the amount of chocolate and french fries I've eaten in the last two and a half weeks.

    I have found that many other countries will buy off on anything American. As much as they hate us, they want to be us more than anything.


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