A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.
Harriet, Hi Light of my eye Come to the pictures and have a good cry, For its jolly old Saturday, Mad-as-a-hatter-day, Nothing-much-matter-day-night.
Let's find out what everyone is doing, And then stop everyone from doing it.
Well, fancy giving money to the Government Might as well have put it down the drain. Fancy giving money to the Government Nobody will see the stuff again. Well, theyve not idea what moneys for Ten to one theyll start another war. Ive heard a lot of silly things, but, Lor Fancy giving money to the Government.
As my poor father used to say In 1963, Once people start on all this Art Goodbye, moralitee And what my father used to say Is good enough for me.
A dull speaker, like a plain woman, is credited with all the virtues, for we charitably suppose that a surface so unattractive must be compensated by interior blessings.
The conception of two people living together for twenty-five years without having a cross word suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.
The critical period in matrimony is breakfast-time.
An Act of God was defined as something which no reasonable man could have expected.
Dont lets go to the dogs tonight, For mother will be there.
The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figurethe figure of The Reasonable Man.
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