Spike Milligan Poems (41 Poems)
I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas (Spike Milligan Poems)
I’m walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea,I’m walking backwards for Christmas,It’s the only thing for me. I’ve tried walking sideways,And walking to the front,But people just look at me,And say it’s a publicity stunt. I’m walking backwards for Christmas,To … Continue reading
In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo (Spike Milligan Poems)
In the land of the Bumbley BooThe People are red white and blue,They never blow noses,Or ever wear closes,What a sensible thing to do! In the land of the Bumbley BooYou can buy Lemon pie at the zoo;They give away … Continue reading
Bongaloo (Spike Milligan Poems)
‘What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?’‘A Bongaloo, Son,’ said I,‘Is a tall bag of cheesePlus a Chinaman’s kneesAnd the leg of a nanny goat’s eye.’ ‘How strange is a Bongaloo, Daddy?’‘As strange as strange,’ I replied.‘When the sun’s in the WestIt … Continue reading
If I Could Write Words (Spike Milligan Poems)
If I could write wordsLike leaves on an autumn forest floor,What a bonfire my letters would make. If I could speak words of water,You would drown when I said‘I love you.’ (Spike Milligan)
Down The Stream The Swans All Glide (Spike Milligan Poems)
Down the stream the swans all glide;It’s quite the cheapest way to ride.Their legs get wet,Their tummies wetter:I think after allThe bus is better (Spike Milligan)
I Must Go Down To The Sea Again (Spike Milligan Poems)
I must go down to the sea again,to the lonely sea and the sky;I left my shoes and socks there -I wonder if they’re dry? (Spike Milligan)
A Silly Poem (Spike Milligan Poems)
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I’ll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not 2B? (Spike Milligan)
Bazonka (Spike Milligan Poems)
Say Bazonka every day That’s what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu’ And both your elbows free from glue. So say Bazonka every day (That’s what my grandma used to say) Don’t say it … Continue reading
Bump (Spike Milligan Poems)
Things that go ‘bump’ in the night Should not really give one a fright. It’s the hole in each ear That lets in the fear, That, and the absence of light! (Spike Milligan)
Contagion (Spike Milligan Poems)
Elephants are contagious! Be careful how you tread. An Elephant that’s been trodden on Should be confined to bed! Leopards are contagious too. Be careful tiny tots. They don’t give you a temperature But lots and lots – of spots. … Continue reading
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