I’m Walking Backwards For Christmas (Spike Milligan Poems)
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea,I'm walking backwards for Christmas,It's the only thing for me.I've tried walking sideways,And ...
I'm walking backwards for Christmas,Across the Irish Sea,I'm walking backwards for Christmas,It's the only thing for me.I've tried walking sideways,And ...
In the land of the Bumbley BooThe People are red white and blue,They never blow noses,Or ever wear closes,What a ...
'What is a Bongaloo, Daddy?''A Bongaloo, Son,' said I,'Is a tall bag of cheesePlus a Chinaman's kneesAnd the leg of ...
If I could write wordsLike leaves on an autumn forest floor,What a bonfire my letters would make.If I could speak ...
Down the stream the swans all glide;It's quite the cheapest way to ride.Their legs get wet,Their tummies wetter:I think after ...
I must go down to the sea again,to the lonely sea and the sky;I left my shoes and socks there ...
I was thinking of letters, We all have a lot in our life A few good - a few sad ...
Two children (small), one Four, one Five, Once saw a bee go in a hive, They'd never seen a bee ...
Maveric Prowles Had Rumbling Bowles That thundered in the night. It shook the bedrooms all around And gave the folks ...
Pass by citizen don't look left or right Keep those drip dry eyes straight ahead A tree? Chop it down- ...
Born screaming small into this world- Living I am. Occupational therapy twixt birth and death- What was I before? What ...
Somewhere at some time They committed themselves to me And so, I was! Small, but I WAS! Tiny, in shape ...
Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee, What kind of pencil shall I use? 2B or not ...
A young spring-tender girl combed her joyous hair 'You are very ugly' said the mirror. But, on her lips hung ...
Unaware of my crime they stood me in the dock. I was sentenced to life.... without her. Strange trial. No ...
Say Bazonka every day That's what my grandma used to say It keeps at bay the Asian Flu' And both ...
My sister Laura's bigger than me And lifts me up quite easily. I can't lift her, I've tried and tried; ...
There will be a time when it will end. Be it parting Be it death So each passing minute with ...
Things that go 'bump' in the night Should not really give one a fright. It's the hole in each ear ...
On the Ning Nang Nong Where the Cows go Bong! and the monkeys all say BOO! There's a Nong Nang ...
American Detectives Never remove their hats When investigating murders In other people's flats. P.S. Chinese Tecs Are far more dreaded! ...
Elephants are contagious! Be careful how you tread. An Elephant that's been trodden on Should be confined to bed! Leopards ...
Why is there no monument To Porridge in our land? It it's good enough to eat, It's good enough to ...
I cannot and I will not No, I cannot love you less Like the flower to the butterfly The corsage ...
Philip Le Barr, Was knock down by a car, On the road to Mandalay. He was knocked down again By ...
There must be a wound! No one can be this hurt and not bleed. How could she injure me so? ...
Pussy-cat What are vices? Catching rats And eating mices! (Spike Milligan)
Drake is going west, lads So Tom is going East But tiny Fred Just lies in bed, The lazy little ...
So fair is she! So fair her face So fair her pulsing figure Not so fair The maniacal stare Of ...
Go away girl, go away and let me pack my dreams Now where did I put those yesteryears made up ...
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