Attention please! Attention please! (Roald Dahl Poems)
'Attention please! Attention please!Don't dare to talk! Don't dare to sneeze!Don't doze or daydream! Stay awake!Your health, your very life's ...
Roald Dahl Poems (22 Poems)
Cinderella (Roald Dahl Poems)
I guess you think you know this story.You don't. The real one's much more gory.The phoney one, the one you ...
Mike Teavee (Roald Dahl Poems)
The most important thing we've learned,So far as children are concerned,Is never, NEVER, NEVER letThem near your television set --Or ...
Excerpt – (Roald Dahl Poems)
'This famous wicked little taleShould never have been put on saleIt is a mystery to meWhy loving parents cannot seeThat ...
Dear friends, we surely all agree (Roald Dahl Poems)
'Dear friends, we surely all agreeThere's almost nothing worse to seeThan some repulsive little bumWho's always chewing chewing gum.(It's very ...
Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf (Roald Dahl Poems)
As soon as Wolf began to feelThat he would like a decent meal,He went and knocked on Grandma's door.When Grandma ...
Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop (Roald Dahl Poems)
'Augustus Gloop! Augustus Gloop!The great big greedy nincompoop!How long could we allow this beastTo gorge and guzzle, feed and feastOn ...
I’ve Got a Golden Ticket (Roald Dahl Poems)
I never thought my life could beAnything but catastropheBut suddenly I begin to seeA bit of good luck for me'Cause ...
If you are old and have the shakes (Roald Dahl Poems)
'If you are old and have the shakes,If all your bones are full of aches,If you can hardly walk at ...
I Want It Now (Roald Dahl Poems)
Gooses, geesesI want my geese to lay gold eggs for easterAt least a hundred a dayAnd by the wayI want ...
Pure Imagination (Roald Dahl Poems)
Come with me and you'll beIn a world of pure imaginationTake a look and you'll seeInto your imaginationWe'll begin with ...
My teacher wasn’t half as nice as yours seems to be (Roald Dahl Poems)
'My teacher wasn't half as nice as yours seems to be.His name was Mister Unsworth and he taught us history.And ...
I had a little nut-tree, (Roald Dahl Poems)
I had a little nut-tree,Nothing would it bear.I searched in all its branches,But not a nut was there.'Oh, little tree,' ...
Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious…. (Roald Dahl Poems)
Oh you Knid, you are vile and vermicious!You are slimy and soggy and squishous!But what do we care'Cause you can't ...
Hey diddle diddle (Roald Dahl Poems)
Hey diddle diddleWe're all on the fiddleAnd never get up until noon.We only take cashWhich we carefully stashAnd we work ...
Mary, Mary, quite contrary (Roald Dahl Poems)
Mary, Mary, quite contraryHow does your garden grow?'I live with my brat in a high-rise flat,So how in the world ...
Down they go… (Roald Dahl Poems)
Down they go!Hail and snow!Freezes and sneezes and noses will blow!(Roald Dahl)
Hot and Cold (Roald Dahl Poem)
A woman who my mother knows Came in and took off all her clothes. Said I, not being very old, ...
The Pig (Roald Dahl Poem)
In England once there lived a big And wonderfully clever pig. To everybody it was plain That Piggy had a ...
Television (Roald Dahl Poem)
The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your ...
St Ives (Roald Dahl Poem)
As I was going to St Ives I met a man with seven wives Said he, 'I think it's much ...
“Mike Teavee…” (Roald Dahl Poem)
The most important thing we've learned, So far as children are concerned, Is never, NEVER, NEVER let Them near your ...